How did I just learn about this?

What Should Africa Call Me? 

Aaaaaand the UN is threatening non-military sanctions... which I'm sure both sides are really concerned about, judging by the tank I saw loaded on a boat heading north at Juba Port.

Sanctionz. Vrrryyy Srrrrrrssssssss.

Eating my way through Juba

ZOMG I had ice cream, and chicken caesar salad, and thai food, and baguette, and a burger with avocado and bacon on it. I think I'll reach my goal of gaining 10lbs.

But other than the food, Juba is kind of an insane city full of awful prefab.

I kind of miss Rumbek?!

See you tomorrow cows!

oh ya. and this. #PissingContest